“Sad as hell. No wonder they’re such little shits. What you really gotta ask yourself is, ‘Why they feel like they gotta wear robes’? I’ll tell you why, because nobody benefits from a naked tonberry. Little green weenies hangin’ out. And they carry their little lanterns everyplace. No, I’ll tell you what happened, the first tonberry fella that burned his weiner said ‘That’s it!’ and got to weaving.”
“If you had to choose between gettin’ your junk burned and sewin’ without fingers, what would you choose?”
THIS GUY REALLY ASKS the hard questions. monster dicks aren’t exactly a topic on which laguna typically focuses his ponderings but there are first times for everything. that’s one off the bucket list.
❛ ——sewing without fingers, hands down. ❜ ( pun not intended? )
❛ y’know, i wonder if they’re all dudes. i mean, i’ve never seen a queen tonberry — have you? ❜
